:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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