Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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