Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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