OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He felt like a one man threesome
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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