I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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