Dual....:-)
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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