I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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