i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
bring money and cleavage
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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