u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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