Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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