I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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