There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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