your thong is hanging out like whoa
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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