mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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