I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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