I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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