I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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