Kiss
Puke
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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