At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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