I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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