also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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