k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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