guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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