hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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