he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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