I'm really into asian looking animals
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
