The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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