I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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