plz talk dirty to me
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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