I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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