What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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