omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My bed smells like the plague
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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