i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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