Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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