hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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