yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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