Kiss
Puke
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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