Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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