I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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