Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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