Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I met the friendliest cop last night
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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