if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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