I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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