I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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