Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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