walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
please don't ironically join a cult
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