This girl is more easily done than said...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
third nipple confirmed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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