I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
