I wish I could punch you in the face.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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