Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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