i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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