Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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