are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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