He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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