I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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